Remember when Snape made fun of the size of a teenage girls teeth and she subsequently chose to change them so they were permanently smaller? What a hero.
Listen very closely. If you doot one more time, I will hunt you down. Through snow, rain, and scorching sun. I will track you. I will find you. Your ass won’t even have time to get away because I’m that good. I will find you and I won’t kill you. Oh no. I’ll take you away from everyone you love, you slimy little bitch. When I finally have you, I will lock you in a room, a nice room, nothing like a dark basement. But I will keep you in solitary confinement for weeks. After that time, I will sneak into the room one night and slowly saw at you with a butter knife. I will do so to all of your limbs till they are gone. Then I will get you a puppy as an apology present, but you can not pet the puppy or move. The puppy will lick you to death. ONLY if you utter one more doot.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately