actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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21.Oct.14 6 hours ago

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

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21.Oct.14 6 hours ago
21.Oct.14 6 hours ago

brujon:

superdoctorstarkidpotterlock:

DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

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21.Oct.14 6 hours ago

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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21.Oct.14 6 hours ago

doncasperbate:

Harry: *harries*

Me:

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21.Oct.14 7 hours ago

spoopay:

therealraewest:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

hello friends this is depression/anxiety and it fucking sucks

oh

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21.Oct.14 8 hours ago
21.Oct.14 8 hours ago

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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21.Oct.14 8 hours ago
21.Oct.14 8 hours ago